Extreme Ironing.

One day i shall be this talented.

It is my new favourite sport!

Why Not.

If only everything could be as idyllic,

and retain its class.

The world would be a better place.

Hair.

"I see a piece of hair,

Wrapped around the chair.

It is not fair,

This piece of hair.

It must be her hair."

If Only I Could Find You.

"We're just two lost souls living in a fish bowl,

year after year."